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Gate Keeper

A very nice man who likes to watch over the territory past his gate. He is very enthusiastic about Johnson's Jimmy.
The Gate Keeper down the street is a Johnson monger.
by Black Magic 69 November 24, 2016
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keener

an individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party their ass off
Jimmy: "Hey Mr. Ratfly, i have the highest GPA in the school, how can you decline my offer for the Chemistry Club?"

Teacher: "Plain and simple, Jimmy. You can elude yourself with your supposed academic skills but we all know you're a keener."

Jimmy: "Aah, whatever. I was just gonna throw your lab books and test tube racks into a fire anyway.."
by Fan Tastic March 28, 2007
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keifer

Keifer is often a person who is very rude and cocky. known also as a "queefer". He is mediocre at beer pong and most other drinking games. Gets girls sometimes, but mostly into drugs (meth). he always smells really bad.
whats that smell?
oh its a keifer (queefer)!!!!
by keifer stevenson December 12, 2014
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Promise Keeper

A man of the homosexual persuasion.

Origin: Homosexual males are generally more sensitive than heterosexual males. As opposed to heterosexual males, dicksmoking faggots will quite often keep their promises, thus the name Promise Keeper.
Look at those two guys over there chowing each others cable (see:chowing cable) and being sensitive, what a couple of Promise Keepers.
by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004
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trapper keeper

a trans girl (trap), who you want to be your trophy wife except you can't afford her 'cause you're a scrub
better clutch your trapper keeper close, there's some loaded chasers at this party
by fish trap July 16, 2018
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Keeper

A Keeper is a person who is the best 2vs2 pilot in X-Wing vs. TIE-Fighter and X-Wing Alliance. More over, he stays up late because he is bored and fills out dumb stuff like this. Luckily, he actually lives a normal college life on the weekends. Keeper more over, challenges people to play him in previously stated LucasArts titles at www.zone.com.
That unknown pilot just scored 100k and got a 3 k/d. Must be Keeper!
by Jonathen Dough April 14, 2004
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The Keeper

The best hardcore band ever, at least to Scott and Jimmy. Fronted by the birdman Mike Ski, their Twist of Cain cover is priceless.
Dudeman, the Keeper is touring with Disembodied. We're there.
by Scooterpie April 30, 2005
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