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kebab

Kebab is an icon. Kebab is a legend. Kebab is the moment.
Olivia: "Kebab, you're so cool"
Kebab: "I know"
by roman and anna February 20, 2023
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Squat Kebab

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.
'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'
by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018
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Kebab

An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.
Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"
by Josech May 3, 2020
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nasty kebab

Female lady parts... that are nasty...
She has a nasty kebab
by Nastykebab January 22, 2018
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donner kebab

if you are a donner kebab with lettuce and mayonnaise you're a strange Donny,
you may have cheese on you , in this case you are a class a g.
you're an actual donner kebab with lettuce and mayonnaise yano.
by epsilepcy April 3, 2019
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