Afghani Kebab

During a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude I feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

Kebab

A sexual act where you stroke your shi while fingering your butt, usually with 3 fingers. while stroking away from your body you put your fingers more in your butt, making a sort of pendulum motion. Moving your fingers into your butt hole and stroking simultaneously. experienced kebabers can create an extremely fast rhythm thus maximizing orgasmic effiency.

Andrew and luke love doing the kebab to themself

by Aj2sheistiful June 2, 2025

Kebabed

To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp

My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.

by Vlad1Vostok May 7, 2024

Kebab

A proper nice food

"I had a kebab earlier, it was proper nice"

by Kebabber May 18, 2024

Kebab edit

A term used when you see cringe asian edits usually in Philippines

Eg. Low effort edit, with loud music, and bad camera quality with cheesy quotes

Man1: look at this video
Man2: kebab edit

by Karabit2203 February 9, 2024

Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.

Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.

by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024

Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself

Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner

by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024