Keith Floyd

Contravertial alcoholic, dickie-bow wearing, TV Chef/funnyman who used his outdoor cookery programme as a weak pretext to travel the world, patronise and insult the local tribesmen, take advantage of local hospitality and get totally shitted on the local 'tipple' whilst simultaneously attempting to cook (and often fail spectacularly) their regional speciality dish. Sadly now deceased after years of alcohol abuse ravaged his slowly pickled body into submission.

Can we watch 'Keith Floyd around the Med' at 9pm tonight, apparently he's in Tunisia this time and apart from cooking lamb tagine with apricots he's going to be getting ripped to the tits on their local brew and taking the piss out of some local goatherders?

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Keith

The type of guy to hit on all the girls, taken or not, even though he has a girlfriend already, and usually gets away with it

Dude that guy is such a fuckin Keith

by SeñorFungus February 27, 2019

Keith Out

To make a considerable mess or leave an area very untidy. This typically includes food.

Bloody hell, look what he’s done there. He’s had a right keith out.

by Yorkshire Dale October 6, 2019

Keith

Keith is a very mean and harsh guy. He creates that death stare with his eyebrows and eyes that makes him look like a gangster. Those creep stare eyes looks very attractive with his mask on. Without his mask, his looks dropped down to a negative one over hundred. With his glasses on, he can be a very kind and loving guy. He has that decent look which makes him look like a good boy. He usually plays Pokemon and wines like a kid if he never get a chance to play for a day. He can be dumb whenever he never watches the road. Sometimes you have to scold him or slap his ass hard. During his love life, he can be quite sensitive when his partner talks to any guy. He makes sure you don't cheat on him all day.

Please police keith catch me if you think im a cheater!

by KTKX August 18, 2021

Keith

(verb) To fail in the daily wordle game. When someone loses by failing to guess the word within 6 attempts.

I can't believe you keithed this morning. That wordle was so easy, I got it in 3.

by dolphinsaremyfavoritefish May 10, 2022

Keith

A boy with incredibly bad luck that bares a striking resemblance to a horse.

“Uhh track uh the Keith luck!”

by werdna313 June 14, 2022

Aili Keith’s girl

Someone who is in a relationship with Keith

Are aili and Keith still together? Aili Keith’s girl

by fsfffsfdfsd September 25, 2019