They day all comendians were born ‼️‼️. The funniest niggas/bitches ok the planet were born on July 17
“Hahaha!” That nigga/bitch is the funniest person Ive ever met 😂📌 they was probably born on July 17 !
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Get the July 5th mug.first thing that comes to mind...hot hot hot...man o man is that man ever sexy.
Let's add on the fact that he's the lead singer for the strokes and the fact that whenever you look into those beautiful smouldering eyes you just want to jump on him, and what have you got...????
...well plainly put, a rock god. Actually that doesn't do him justice...let's add in the magic word....a rock/sex god.
Let's add on the fact that he's the lead singer for the strokes and the fact that whenever you look into those beautiful smouldering eyes you just want to jump on him, and what have you got...????
...well plainly put, a rock god. Actually that doesn't do him justice...let's add in the magic word....a rock/sex god.
by Monica P. April 26, 2004
Get the Julian Casablancas mug.A short Caucasian blondie who appears to be innocent on the outside with her charm and pleasantries, but is really a ravenous wolf with a demented demeanor. She will entice you with words of affirmation, flirting and mannerism that would say otherwise. She is always surrounded by a friend circle that too are unaware of her antics. Even if they were to discover such an antic, they will be victims in the long-run. Whenever she is alone is when she'll make the strike and follow through with sociopath methods that constrict her victim's way of getting help. Whether it be through blackmail, dehumanization or blatant methodical lies, she will get what she desires. And that is only the beginning of your troubles. She will get a mass of other individuals involved in an inside joke just for fun, unaware that its a daily, constant reminder that you are under her thumb while playing by her own ruled. Even so, there is surprisingly a girl under all that grime. Sadly, if you were to escape from her grip, no one would believe you. People will doubt and accuse you for lying because of the perfect girl facade they trust in. No one will ever know the truth's behind the molestation, blackmail, dehumanization, etc. The only thing you can do now, is pray.
Person 1: Man, my squeeze surprised me in the bathroom last night and we spent all night fucking. Then i woke up in the morning to find the cops at my door about domestic abuse. I called for help but not a single one believed me! She already called my family and everyone at work sobbing about this allegation. Even my boss found out!
Person 2: Dang, you got messed up by a Jae(Julia).
Person 2: Dang, you got messed up by a Jae(Julia).
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Juley is middle-aged and she still can compete with those at twenties in the race.
Juley is middle-aged and she still can compete with those at twenties in the race.
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