Jumping Josephat!

A expression used to express that you are shocked.

Mom: Let's go you're gonna meet Britney Spears.
You: Jumping Josephat!

by Simply Sara February 26, 2008

Joseph

Joseph most likely know at Joey is an amazing person. He will make you day a whole lot better. He is funny and cute and just the best. He is caring and loving but shy. Sometimes he can get get shy but you’ll get use to it. He is an amazing friend. Joseph is smart talented and many more. He is so kinda and sweet and the best ever. I highly recommend being his friend/ or date him

Joseph is so sweet. He’s the best

by Athener June 28, 2019

Josephine Langford

she’s so hot wtf

person 1: “do you know who josephine langford is?”
person 2: “yes and i would let her peg me!”

by furries3lyfe December 29, 2020

Josephine

Mum

Josephine is the mother of all

by AirDrop March 10, 2021

Tyler Joseph

the biggest cryptic COWARDD. tyler joseph is the biggest coward of all time and josh is a smol bean who deserves protection at all costs and together they’re cute. but they’re still cowards

“you’re all cowards”
cowards are fans of the band twenty one pilots. they all call the lead singer, tyler joseph. a coward back

by twentyonepilotscoward March 5, 2019

Mary Josephine

Mary Josephine is the best person in existence. She is the only flawless person on Earth. She is really pretty, has a good sense of humor, and an overall gem of a person. However, she talks excessively and texts like your mother. But that doesn’t matter because she’s amazing.

She is such a Mary Josephine, she’s amazing.

by NellieNaranja November 23, 2021

i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph

A fancy way of saying who is joe

Guy 1: i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph
Guy 2: Joseph Mother

by yupit'shim March 25, 2021