Geode loving feldspar jockey

A male or female that works in the scientific field of Geology that makes a little too much noise to Sheldon Cooper’s liking.

You geode loving feldspar jockeys could rattle your heads around if you wanted to feel rocks!

by WyattW May 19, 2018

Mongolian Hammer Jockey

**requires a "little person" (midget)

The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.

I met a little person at a bar last night...totally did a Mongolian Hammer Jockey, and I won!

by Chernobyl Fleshlight June 18, 2020

camel jockey

Usually a young child that rides a camel in the camel races. Also a derogatory term for Arabs.

Shoot that camel jockey before he gets away!

by Fred L. October 2, 2007

Jockey Whip

british rhyming cockney for "bag of chip". (see Jockey)

'lo Mac, I'll take a turkey sub and a jockey whip.

by David Gustafson October 14, 2003

Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.

That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.

by Josh April 5, 2004

knob jockey

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)

He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey

by joandsi October 28, 2006

Jokey

You're penis and you're nutsack is called a jokey pronounced as joeky

To have sex using the jokey and the women's vagina

by Cockheaddick August 26, 2017