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Officer Jobbie

- A motherfucking Chad who likes too much of gangbang and golden shower.

- Spends too much of phone storage on telegram. (bout 300TB) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Would snatch your girl using his strong pp energy, but will give you back your girl, if you offer some alcohol (hand sanitiser included)
"I spend too much time and storage on telegram."
'Maybe you are an officer jobbie.'

"I would like to sacrifices this bottle of hand sanitiser (contains alcohol) , if you return me my girl that you snatched easily, Lord officer jobbie."
by JDZD January 26, 2022
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Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.
Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night
by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022
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Screenshot jobber

That one person in your organisation or friends circle who obsessively takes screenshots of your social media posts and sends them to others out of context to spread hate stories about you.
That stupid Wynser is such a screenshot jobber. He keeps sending my screenshots to the boss!
by Nuttyprof99 July 6, 2024
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jongling the jibbles

The act of playing with your ballsack in a pleasing manner
'How's you and your wife?'
'Oh its perfect, shes been jongling the jibbles'
by coq-au-vin August 22, 2024
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