Gruesome Jester

The act of inserting bells into the vagina whilst pouring an assortment of cool colored paint onto a persons body, and then proceeding to insert a penis into the vagina. Creating a colorful and noisy mess.

Yo dude! Did you hear how she got the Gruesome Jester last night?

by Grogwithahog August 24, 2022

the jasper effect

the jasper effect is an effect where you change one thing about yourself and suddenly you pull everyone.
Or you could send snaps of you until they fall in love...
if you have the jasper effect then you might recieve compliments such as your beautiful or id let you sit on my lap and you could do whatever you wanted to me.

boy 1; dayummmmm momma u fit asf!
boy 2; GYATTTTT

girl 1; how does she pull so much omds
girl 2; its just the jasper effect

by stan loona for legs April 9, 2023

Schrodinger's Jester

When someone is both serious and joking, with the deciding factor being how people react. Often times they are serious, but if people react in a way that they did expect or foresee, a Schrodinger's Jester will claim it is a joke.

Person A: "I am a pacifist until I get angry"
Person B: "That isn't how being a pacifist works"
Person A: "Yes it is!"
Person C: "It actually isn't"
Person A: "It was a joke"

In this scenario, Person A was a Schrodinger's Jester

by Mad Cheshire September 8, 2023

jester

one who attempts to make people laugh by cracking jokes, but most jokes are weak and unfunny.

Man, im high as a homie and this jester can't make me laugh!

by Amaru Shakur January 28, 2005

joster

a very sexy man

hi my name is joster

by jostertaylor December 5, 2016

Jasper

really cute boy with joker hair who is a catkin and also a furry and draws really well, knows how to cook spaghetti

"jasper says we live in a society"

by t-rizzlepizzle November 1, 2019

Jasper

He's the Douche bag Ghost.

Guy: How there, Casper.

Jasper drop the guy's pants down.

Guy: Hey!
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.

The wake

Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.

Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.

People: Ahhh.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.

Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.

Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!

by iPhoneiTouch1 July 23, 2009