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January 23 

It’s called my birthday.
January 23 is my birthday, yay!
January 23 by Dogluvr_4_life January 16, 2019

January 3rd 

Fun, Kind, people were born this day, they get all of the guys and love when people give them compliments but never know what to say to the compliment.
Guy 1. Hey you look really nice today!
Girl. Umm thanks, “Starts Blushing”.
Guy. Omg were you born on January 3rd???
Girl. Umm yea How’d you know that?????
Guy. You don’t know what to say to a compliment!
January 3rd by Dabears!!!!! November 23, 2020

january 30 

People who were born January are great people spontaneous great listeners and good with people also Amazing in bed (freaky people) and great kissers
I just slept with a girl last night and her birthday is January 30 best sex
january 30 by Papii4689 October 14, 2019

January Christian

A person who resolves on New Year's Day to attend church more regularly during the New Year, hits up church every Sunday in January, then loses steam by about February or March. He or she may recover enough momentum to make it church on Easter Sunday but probably not very often after that.
Man A: You comin to my pre-game dis afternoon?
Man B: Yeah, after church.
Man A: After /church/? Hell's up with that?
Man B: My woman? She's a January Christian. Happens every year. I give her to March, though. She'll be out when the sun comes out.
January Christian by Richard J July 20, 2008

January 14

January 14 is the day when long ass penis niggas where born
I have a long ass penis

Are u born January 14
Yes

Ah i believe u
January 14 by Me on yo mom 69 November 25, 2019

January 16th 

Best Friends Day :) You and your bestie can have the best day ever on this day :)))))) have funnnn😌
Sydney: Omg guess what!?
Penelope: What?
Sydney: today is January 16th!!!!

Penelope: and?
Sydney: ITS BEST FRIENDS DAY!!! :))))
Penelope: yessssssss!
January 16th by velvrei January 15, 2020