juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

juan reyes

doesn't know how to talk to girls + he can't pull bitches + ratio + counter ratio + yb did it first

"juan reyes gets no pussy"

by qwwdfqfwqwf November 29, 2021

Juan duran

just a kid that likes jordan and only wears jordan i'm not sure why

Juan Duran does not stop wearing jordan wtf

by The 7FootKid January 30, 2020

Don Juan

The extreme opposite of a "don't want".

Tina: How that don't want became a Don Juan.
Rose: I think he drank something called Funky Cold Medina.

by Jorge Buitrago September 9, 2020

juan flip

its when juan the (w)horse jumps back and kills the rider

MAN THAT (w)horse DID A JUAN FLIP

by liggahrar August 19, 2022

Meah & Juan

Meah & Juan the cutest couple of all there adorable in so many ways and true Definition of perfect

Meah & Juan are the cutest couple

by Cina & Haliey April 28, 2022

juan suarez

attracks every girl, he is declared as one of the best people in the bed.
He is blond and very muscly.

Juan suarez has a TORRIFEIL down there
He is good in the bed

by SHINOBI EXE October 20, 2021