Jake 

narcissistic, mentally challenged, emotionally impaired, incapable of being a half-way decent person, STD filled fucking crusty ass piece of shit, whore fucker

"Omg should I hook up with Jake?!"

"Only if you want to live with aids..."

Jake by maya0924 March 25, 2017

Jake 

A guy who usually is blonde and has blue eyes.
Secretly has an obsession over vampire tv shows. Not committed he's a one night type of fella. Randomly likes to smile, even if his cat dies.

Boy 1: why does he smile all the time

Boy 2: idk he's looking like a victor smiling all the time
Boy 3: what can you say he's a jake

Jake by Yoloswagnan March 25, 2017

Jake 

Perpetually drunk Aussie who molests French Men

OMG, stop crawling on the floor and acting like Jake. It's really annoying.

Jake by Mrtoogood April 18, 2017

Jake 

Is a poop

Omg jake is such a poop

Jake by Princess beautiful December 13, 2017

Jake 

A guy who shits his pants

When you eat to much taco hell you Jake in your pants

Jake by Confess101 December 16, 2017

jake 

Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..

Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake

jake by Idkidkidkhoe June 18, 2018

Jake 

A boy who’s eyes sparkle brighter than the sun. They’re perfect and look a bit like the ocean with touches of sea weed. He’s probably cute as fuck. He has all the girls on his tail and is probably shipped with about 10 girls.

He has many female friends and can sometimes be a bit of an asshole and not reply to you, or even leave you on seen. But if you go for long enough he’ll come running back.

If you end up dating a jake, good luck because he probably has more mood swings than a girl on her period.
He’ll do anything to protect people he’s close to and will look after you more than anyone you’ll ever meet. He probably has amazing taste in music and a perfect sense of humour.

Adam: Did you hear what that guy was listening to?
Amanda: yeah it was awesome, he must be a jake

Jake by Someone anonymously crushing August 3, 2018