A bitch ass cuck that insults women. An Ivan does not know when to stop, and has little respect for others. People often do not have respect for Ivan either.
“Bro did he really just ask you guys to have a ‘bitch fight’?”
“Yeah... I feel so disrespected. He kept suggesting it too!”
“I have no respect for him. Must’ve been an Ivan.”
“Yeah... I feel so disrespected. He kept suggesting it too!”
“I have no respect for him. Must’ve been an Ivan.”
by word influencer 2000 April 24, 2019
Get the Ivanmug. Ivan Krasnoperov is the most loving, caring, understanding man ever. He will see all the goods in you and see your scars as something to be loved. He will give you a princess treatment even tho he’s cold sometimes. Will be obsessed with you in the cutest way. And will always try to make you happy.
by OGMarsu! June 16, 2025
Get the Ivan Krasnoperovmug. A Ivan is a person, who, unlike the Lukas or Bjørn (see their definition), is beyond the nature of all things. The word "God" (or Iehova) was previously created to attempt and capture the indefinitive awesomeness of the Ivan, but so far attempts have been unsuccesful. A Ivan is ALL!
by Ehrenmann March 18, 2020
Get the Ivanmug. HE is the GOOFIEST MAN ALIVE, small ass cock, and don't invite him to parties, he will scare the hoes away.
by NuhUH4352 April 2, 2024
Get the Ivanmug. by coolhottie December 8, 2022
Get the Ivan Ramosmug. The supreme religion, in which Ivan is the supreme deity.
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.
Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.
Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"
Ivanist: "Would you like to join the supreme religion of Ivanism?"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"
by Ivanthepreacher May 27, 2022
Get the Ivanismmug. by DontDeviois November 22, 2023
Get the Ivanmug.