When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.
by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020
Your basic Italian rapist is someone who lured kids down to his basement with his cum infused pasta sauce and his ejaculation infested pizza and if that doesn’t work he gets his mozzarella sticks out and bashes them across peoples heads until they are knocked unconscious. They then shove there mozzarella dildos down little kid asses so they then when he eats it out it taste like cheese
by TrumpAndKim December 06, 2018
When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.
by Toby4Life January 29, 2021
guy one: I haven’t seen Laurel in a couple days
guy two: oh yea I gave her that italian whimsical so she’s probably still in bed
guy two: oh yea I gave her that italian whimsical so she’s probably still in bed
by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 06, 2019
by snazzysnails May 11, 2020
A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown
When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.
When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.
Ex.
(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned
(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned
by Numba1 February 05, 2014
The term Italian Hotdog is used to describe the process of wrapping a slice of pizza around one's penis (aka cock). This is usually to provide stimulation in a sexual manner but it also serves a warming purpose.
(Verb tense) "I just picked up some pizza from the store; I'm going to Italian Hotdog myself tonight.
(Noun) "You two had a good time last night... Did you give them the ol' Italian Hotdog?"
(Noun) "You two had a good time last night... Did you give them the ol' Italian Hotdog?"
by wowthatsnailisfast May 14, 2021