Italian rapist

Your basic Italian rapist is someone who lured kids down to his basement with his cum infused pasta sauce and his ejaculation infested pizza and if that doesn’t work he gets his mozzarella sticks out and bashes them across peoples heads until they are knocked unconscious. They then shove there mozzarella dildos down little kid asses so they then when he eats it out it taste like cheese

Person: Oh no watch out an Italian rapist lives in this house

by TrumpAndKim December 5, 2018

Italian lightsaber

A condom filled with spaghetti. Sauce is optional.

Hey lets go and smack some one with an Italian lightsaber.

by TheBananaDemon December 18, 2018

Italian ShowGun

A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.

Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned

by Numba1 February 5, 2014

Italian Colonel

When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.

Tommy got an "Italian Colonel" from his girlfriend last night while he watched the Bucs game!

by Toby4Life January 28, 2021

The Italian Dinner

When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.

Connor and I did The Italian Dinner last night. The room stunk of garlic

by Love is a Polaroid March 16, 2023

italian blanket

When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body

He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket

by Darkmuff May 3, 2018

Italian Hotdog

The term Italian Hotdog is used to describe the process of wrapping a slice of pizza around one's penis (aka cock). This is usually to provide stimulation in a sexual manner but it also serves a warming purpose.

(Verb tense) "I just picked up some pizza from the store; I'm going to Italian Hotdog myself tonight.
(Noun) "You two had a good time last night... Did you give them the ol' Italian Hotdog?"

by wowthatsnailisfast May 13, 2021