Your basic Italian rapist is someone who lured kids down to his basement with his cum infused pasta sauce and his ejaculation infested pizza and if that doesn’t work he gets his mozzarella sticks out and bashes them across peoples heads until they are knocked unconscious. They then shove there mozzarella dildos down little kid asses so they then when he eats it out it taste like cheese
by TrumpAndKim December 06, 2018
When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.
by Toby4Life January 29, 2021
guy one: I haven’t seen Laurel in a couple days
guy two: oh yea I gave her that italian whimsical so she’s probably still in bed
guy two: oh yea I gave her that italian whimsical so she’s probably still in bed
by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 06, 2019
by snazzysnails May 11, 2020
by TheBananaDemon December 19, 2018
When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.
by Love is a Polaroid March 17, 2023
The term Italian Hotdog is used to describe the process of wrapping a slice of pizza around one's penis (aka cock). This is usually to provide stimulation in a sexual manner but it also serves a warming purpose.
(Verb tense) "I just picked up some pizza from the store; I'm going to Italian Hotdog myself tonight.
(Noun) "You two had a good time last night... Did you give them the ol' Italian Hotdog?"
(Noun) "You two had a good time last night... Did you give them the ol' Italian Hotdog?"
by wowthatsnailisfast May 14, 2021