italian whimsical

wrap a hotdog around your partner’s waist and ride them while they’re in a state of euphoria

guy one: I haven’t seen Laurel in a couple days
guy two: oh yea I gave her that italian whimsical so she’s probably still in bed

by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 5, 2019

Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.

I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!

by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020

italian string

What Pennsylvanians call spaghetti.

What did you have for dinner last night? I had some italian string.

by snazzysnails May 10, 2020

Italian Colonel

When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.

Tommy got an "Italian Colonel" from his girlfriend last night while he watched the Bucs game!

by Toby4Life January 28, 2021

italian pile driver

1. When you have hard fast intercourse with a girl, and as a result, her cum soaks the sheets of the bed.

shamus: why is my wifes bed so wet?

Italo: I gave your wife an italian pile driver, she was relly hungry for cock!

shamus: what can i say I'm Irish! At least I have a long tongue!

by Shamus Mac May 12, 2007

italian hot pocket

When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.

I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!

by Alex Yee v2 February 23, 2009

Italian Hotdog

The term Italian Hotdog is used to describe the process of wrapping a slice of pizza around one's penis (aka cock). This is usually to provide stimulation in a sexual manner but it also serves a warming purpose.

(Verb tense) "I just picked up some pizza from the store; I'm going to Italian Hotdog myself tonight.
(Noun) "You two had a good time last night... Did you give them the ol' Italian Hotdog?"

by wowthatsnailisfast May 13, 2021