I’m one drunk mother fucker

You see what happen when I iz drunk ??? You see whst happen

I’m one drunk mother fucker fuvk yeah

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021

I’m gonna fuck your mum

Something a 9-12 year old uses as a insult

“Shut up retard”. Na I’m gonna fuck your mum

by NOTATallirishman September 13, 2020

I’m in Love With a German Film Star

I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a bar
Sitting in a corner in imperfect clothes
Trying not to pose
For the cameras and the girls
It's a glamorous world
I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a movie
Playing the part of a real troublemaker
But I didn't care
It really moved me, it really moved me

I’m in Love With a German Film Star
I once saw in a bar
Sitting in a corner in imperfect clothes
Trying not to pose
For the cameras and the girls
It's a glamorous world
I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a movie
Playing the part of a real troublemaker
But I didn't care
It really moved me, it really moved me
It really moved me, it really moved me
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

Hi I’m Jackson Wang From China

Jackson Wang’s iconic catchphrase. He says it word for word in pretty much every interview he does.

Interviewer: h—
Jackson: Hi I’m Jackson Wang from China 😄

by yutodas August 11, 2020

I’m here for a good time not a long time

Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.

*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*

Short definition: just looking for sex

by AldrichAmes May 24, 2018

please fuck me I’m so lonely

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

by You’re valid <3 July 21, 2021

I’m too raw call me sushi

This saying was brought to this app called bigo by rich.zaee so you have to give him his props.

You hoes late.. I’m too raw call me sushi

by Bigobigo September 3, 2020