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Hoe

A gardening tool often mistaken for a slutty, female.
“Hey bro, look at that hoe!”

“Nah man, you mean ho.”

“No, I just really like gardening tools. Perv.”
by xSHoranx May 5, 2018
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Hoe

An insult most men use when a women won't sleep with him. Quite contradictory actually. It is also a beloved gardening tool.
Yeah man, that hoe just won't put out.
Can you grab the hoe and help me redo the flower bed.
by Micat May 4, 2018
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Hoe

The girl that sang in its everyday by jake paul
Hey did you hear it’s every day by jake Paul

Yeah the girl that sang sounds like a hoe
by It’s not everyday bro June 25, 2017
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Hoe

a word one uses to describe an unfortunate event
"that math test was so hoe."
by WiccaMan August 5, 2009
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Hoe

Eww, look at Lilly p., she is such a dirty rotten hoe.
by Shakiralova101 October 19, 2017
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Hoe

To utterly demolish someone in a confrontation of any kind.
"Did you guys win that basketball game last night?"
"Yeah, it was so easy. We hoe'd so quick"

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"Maybe if you weren't so fat you'd be able to fit through the door"
(someone who overhears)
"Hoe'd!"

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"Oh hell no. He's trying to say something about me? Lemme hoe him really quick"
by breakdownPYK July 6, 2009
mugGet the Hoemug.

Hoe

You, if you slept with more than 3 dudes in a month
Girl:I just slept with 5 different dudes
Other Girl: Bish you a Hoe
by The Future Buttmann June 5, 2017
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