Canada's History

The sexual act of covering moose antlers with maple syrup leaving it out overnight and sticking the bug covered antlers into as many orifices as possible while your partner beats you over the head with the Stanly Cup. Then using the resulting blood and semen to draw a portrait of Queen Elizabeth ii all while listning to Rush or Bryan Adams

Bill: I met a hot girl from Toronto last night
Steve: Did you do Canada's History with her
Bill: Yeah do you want to see the queen portrait

by jetmax25 February 5, 2010

Histrionics

1 An awesome song and album from the band, "The Higher"

2 An exaggerated dramatic behavior designed to attract attention

"One check, one love, How many times can we watch him crumble? Histrionics repeats itself all over again" - The Higher

by -rawr,rachel April 1, 2009

histamine blocker

while the girl sucks your dick you go inverted and put your dick so far into her mouth where your testicles rest on her nose as she chokes she sniffs your balls.

i put my dick so far into her mouth it turned into a histamine blocker

by edward scissordick June 28, 2006

Canada's History

The 'Canada's History' is an extremely vile, yet strangely satisfying, sex act that originated in the Moose Jaw, SK, General Hospital Psychiatric ward in 1987. It is now practiced throughout Canada, especially in the cold parts, by children, adults, and seniors alike. The act itself involves the male genitalia being dipped in maple syrup before being made to negotiate a pair of Moose antlers which have been strapped to the female's groin area. Male beginners at this move may choose to wear a protective sports cup on the their groin while practicing this skill with their friends--this is often referred to on the schoolyards of Canada as the "Stanley Cup". Regional differences do exist in regards to the 'Canada's History' however. In maritime Canada and northern Quebec, where human-looking and smelling females have long since become extinct, the use of a seal instead of a human female is accepted. While the normal version of the "Canada's History" is culminated by both parties needlessly apologizing to each other, the Maritime/N. Quebec version ends with the clubbing of the aforementioned seal.

"I wonder if mom and dad know we can hear them doing the Canada's History"

by iamnotacrook February 6, 2010

historywhore

Noun: A person that is overly obsessed/knowledgeable about anything having to do with either history or geography, not to be confused with the word nerd.

The historywhore studied all day and night because he wanted to learn the next 5 chapters for his History Class all at once.

by Giggidy Watson July 16, 2007

canadas history

the act of two consenting adults fondling eachother with a maple leaf soaked in maple syrup, before going to town on eachother with goalie pads, a french to english translation book, and a picture of alan thicke. all of this done while listening to a record of william shatner's spoken word album "The Transformed man"

jim: so, you showed diane a bit aboot canadas history last night eh?

bob: ohh yaaaa, she knows all aboot it now

by Freida's Boss February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Is when you put a miniature #99 Wayne Gretzky jersey on your cock, then pull your foreskin over another dude's circumsized penis which has a miniature #66 Mario Lemieux jersey on and dock with him; while being watched by a Sasquatch, Brian Mulroney, and the Blue Nose.

"Hey remember on July 1st when those two guys showed us Canada's History."

"Those two dudes aren't gay they just like Canada's History."

by The Goldman February 5, 2010