Highway junkie

A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population

Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH

by $kips April 29, 2024

Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.

“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”

by The bees knees February 11, 2024

Highway Queen

When going on a long road trip a passenger princess turns into a Highway Queen, when they decide to pass the time in traffic with road head. Passenger princess + road head = Highway Queen.

“I’m borrrred.” The passenger princess said

The song *Highway Star* by Deep Purple plays on the radio.

“I know what you could do…” the driver replied unzipping his pants

Oh! Yes! I’ll be your Highway Queen!

by CupcakeCrack March 1, 2024

Highway Mullet

A thin strip of mullet that goes from the forehead down the neck, with a dotted line of baldness down the center.

Man 1: “I think I’m gonna go the the barber and get a highway mullet”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”

by Lakemore likeocean August 7, 2025

Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.

Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.

by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025

Highwayman

1.A larcenist.
2.A more dodgy version of a roadman.

A roadman upgraded to a Highwayman.

by xdr5t3evq3q September 2, 2025

Highway to Hell

Line of hair leading down a man’s lower stomach. Also referred to as a “happy trail”.

Did you see his highway to hell?

by gingerpickles November 19, 2025