Hass

A common word used in Bloomfield Hills among the elite young men. Can mean "duh" or "obvy" (obviously) or "totes" (totally). Can also be used to agree with someone for example: T-"Bfin was so kink last night" D-"hass". The word can also be used to enforce how lame something is: T-"want to go work the night shift at the airport for a week straight and miss the redwings playoffs?" CT-" HASS the fuck not".
This word comes from Hassle, which was shortened from Hasslehoff, who I'm sure everyone knows. It just kind of evolved. It is better to just go with it.

T- " anyone want to go get roudy at thomas' house and have him get kicked out again?"

Dmac- "HASSS"

Dfish- "that girls ass was sooo ubbberrr kink"

T- "HASSS"

DC- "Conti help me clean my room so my mom gives me her credit card"

Conti- "Hass the fuck not"

okj- "Thomas lets go offroading"

Thomas-"Hass"

.....get it?

by thomas25 September 22, 2009

hasselhoffer

Just like David Hasselhoff in Bay Watch, a 'Hasselhoffer' is a man who is clearly past their prime and who still believes that they have “got what it takes”. They act in such a way, with the ladies, that they believe that they would still be attracive to you but they would actually makes you cringe.

An older man who annoys you when you look at them on screen, and makes you feel that if they were to “come on to you” or try and chat you up, your flesh would creep.

They think that they are suave, sophisticated, charming but are actually well past their expiry date and are not cool at all!

David Hasselhoff
Pierce Brosnan
William Shatner
Tom Jones
Tom Selleck
Clint Eastwood
Burt Reynolds
Donald Trump

NOT a Hasselhoffer
Jack Nicholson
John Travolta
John Malkovich
Dustin Hoffman
Sean Connery

by Niki & Sue - B-O-A August 5, 2008

Hassler

A hassler is an adjective to describe a person who makes a hassle for nothing, describes small issues into a MAJOR problem, who thinks that the president needs to know about it. A hassler can also be described as MarT Pad

MarT Pad is such a hassler. She hassles me all the time for nothing.

MarT Pad is causing a lot of hassle at work

by GodALLMighty May 15, 2014

hassan

To hassan: To interrupt, generally by screaming/singing Muhammad Hassan's theme song, which goes: "ALEYLEALEALEALLEEAALLELAY!"

From WWE wrestler Muhammad Hassan's practice on interrupting things with his theme song.

In the matter of the People of the State of California vs. Orenthal James Simpson, we the jury in the above entitled action find the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson, ALEYLEALEALEALEEAALLELAY!!!!!!

Looks like OJ got hassan'd!

by aaronak May 13, 2006

hasshole

1.) a black dude living somewhere in Maryland that again, doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

My cousin will kill any hassholes in her sight. YES, that means you Hasshole.

by Queen Bitch August 9, 2004

Hasselhoffing

Spending all your time in the sand trap while playing golf.
Related: Hasselhoffer, To Hasselhoff, Hasselhoffed

You were Hasselhoffing your way through the first 5 holes.

by Permstein December 10, 2006

Hasselhoffian

The act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food without a shirt,

When I ate that whole pizza laying on the floor without a shirt, it was my most Hasselhoffian act to date.

by Peggo My Raggo March 6, 2009