Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

Heard Faced

When a person admits to shitting their own pants while drunk.

“I was so heard faced last night, I literally shit my pants!”

by Douchydev September 3, 2023

I heard something else

I heard something else is pretty much what you think you heard, but it’s dirty.

“I need to get that dirt off,” John stated as he itched his leg,
“I heard something else,” Damian replied in a smug manner.

by Zombie-Creeper6 November 9, 2020

Pump heard round the world

A blue pump shotgun fired by Julian Sergi on the eve of February 26th to score an additional 2 points in the revolutionary LEAGUE ; ultimately leading to 19 - 18 victory for the OPRF Moist Buildups.

That was a clutch dub bro but it was no pump heard round the world.

by ChefBwe February 27, 2019

heard immunity

Hearing that you were now immune after surviving a COVID-19 infection and then turning your back on the rest of the suckers and losers that you now have no interest in protecting.

I heard immunity. Yeah, immunity. The doctor said I am now immune to COVID-19. No. He didn't say how long it would last. So, yeah...fuck you guys.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2020

Nah, but i've heard of it

What your friend tells you when they got no idea what you're talking about, but they don't wanna be rude

Yooo dude you see that new apple jet pack?

Nah, but i've heard of it

by Angelina Joile's Forehead Vein August 28, 2023

Heard

Lying or acting like the psycho amber heard

person a: “oh my god you are such a heard”

by thesexistpersonyoullevermeet May 17, 2022