Garritt Hardenburgh

Garritt Hardenburgh is so hot , he will do anything to get a girl , he gets a girl every year , he has a lot of friends and they want to be just like him , he is perfect in every way.

oh my gosh I want to be (Garritt Hardenburgh) so bad. he always has a girl and i don't.

by derkwithdank June 25, 2017

Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

by Darckcloud April 18, 2018

stink harder

To intentionally be worse than your best effort for a future benefit. Similar to "suck harder" but can be used in a more Christian manner. Can be used interchangeably with tank.

If the Bulls want the #1 overall seed they need to stop winning and stink harder.

by An Intelligent User December 22, 2017

michael harden

A guy who knows how to treat a girl name kaylin right who is a perfect guy who makes a girl happy all the time he is a pefect boy he is an nice guy to kaylin thats why Kaylin loves him as a friend.

Michael harden is a great friend

by Mioni coe May 2, 2018

farm harder

The act of sneaking into a local farm yard and inserting your penis into one of the animals. Preferably a pig or horse. Once you are about to ejactualte one must shout “farm harder”

What did you get up to last night mate?

Snuck into the local farmers field for a game of farm harder. What a great looking horse.

by Lordofbants June 16, 2018

Rio Harder

Rio Harder or most commonly known as Riot Hydraa is earths known (strongest) being. He can lift over (700) kg and is on the same power level as the (Incredible Hulk)

“Wow look at (Rio Harder) go!”
“He is such a (Rio Harder)”
“ I wish my boyfriend could treat me like (Rio Harder)”

by PMJ9Cheerio April 15, 2019

Gravitating Harder

Gravitating Harder - Falling/throwing downward

I ended up Gravitating harder down the last two steps and faceplanted

by Bearru November 20, 2020