HAZEL

A person or thing who gets so odd if she is rejected by an ogre she attemptes to burn all of yours cloths

Omg hazel burnt all of shreds cloths

by Triquad July 14, 2018

Hazel

A faggot whos either a male or female idefk. Looks like an ape, sounds like an ape, behaves like an ape. Her tall mofo bro and her constantly flip each other off. Have witnessed it first hand

Faggot#1:"Ay look theres Hazel the Ape."
Faggot#2:"Give her a banana she's gonna deepthroath it real good."

by Shidmaster420 April 5, 2022

Hansel and Gretel

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.

Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!

by Darkclowd April 2, 2020

hansel

also known as to "handle"(hansel)

Can you hansel it?

by Hansizzle May 5, 2009

Hazelnut

Ejaculating on a senior citizen's face.

Todd: "What happened after you left the wedding?"
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."

by WemerVshon December 14, 2008

Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.

On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.

by JoeNash June 26, 2016

Hazel eyes

A sort of brown green color of eyes. Almost as common as brown eyes.

She had beautiful hazel eyes

by 4-20. Chic December 23, 2018