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Hank

The most annoying person in the whole multiverse. Attention whore that doesnt shut up. i dont have the words to discribe this bitch. please cuss at this man whenever you see him. kick him for my sake. greasy ass hair. when you look at his face you wanna shoot a hole in it also you want to puke and you get trauma. stay away at all cost. i hate him from the deep pits of my heart.
hes the most disgusting guy ive ever seen. i dont have the words.
oh thats Hank. stay away from him for your own good
by ieatsocks May 15, 2023
mugGet the Hankmug.

Hank

An eccentrically cool guy, who hides an absolute anaconda in his pants.
Hey did you here that Hank hooked up with Aly last night? He’s so cool, heard his dicks huge too!
by Aly’sdiary November 23, 2021
mugGet the Hankmug.

Hank

Hank can mean anything. Literally anything. You can replace anything with Hank.
He’s Hank
Who is Hank
Where is Hank
WHERE AM I?!
I gotta go Hank y’all have fun hanking. Hank”
by iamanunknownperson October 6, 2022
mugGet the Hankmug.

Hank Skoe

If your the guy who fucks anything that walks and has been with more then 10 girls you didnt know their name, you might be a Hank Skoe.
by SoooooCALI619 September 8, 2011
mugGet the Hank Skoemug.

Hank Patterson

Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.
So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.
by Soapp August 9, 2018
mugGet the Hank Pattersonmug.

Hank Lee

To swindle your credit card or add extra charges to your purchase. To take your money over the Internet and not send your order.
I got a Hank Lee on my credit card. I got charged twice and the purchase never got shipped.
by Bobcat Tommy September 8, 2012
mugGet the Hank Leemug.

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