With his dimmies in hand, Cam Constable takes a moment to sit back, relax, and savor the food. Whether he enjoys them in the café or takes them to go, the experience offers both physical and mental satisfaction.
When Cam finally reaches the café he steps inside, the café staff already knows what he’s going to ask for, a handful of dimmies
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Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
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