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California Handy 

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
California Handy by Hoof April 26, 2024
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Dutch handy 

When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose
We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy
Dutch handy by Amerpwr8 May 20, 2024

Pandy Handy 

when you steal somebodies used mask out the trash and masturbate with it.
damn that chick so hot im definitely getting her mask and giving myself a pandy handy later.
Pandy Handy by TammyTinkleToes June 14, 2024

summer handy 

Getting a handjob when it's 86° or hotter while drinking a summer shandy.
I was half in the bag drinking a summer shandy while she gave me a handjob aka summer handy.
summer handy by boomzquad August 3, 2024

Mouth handy 

A gentlemen type way of asking for a blow job
Pardon me ma'am but would you mind giving me a mouth handy
Mouth handy by Cambridgefinest November 22, 2024

Tandoori Handy

A hand job that is given after the giver has been chopping chili peppers, causing the receiver experience a burning sensation from hot pepper residue on their penis.
Mid HJ I realized my wang was on fire. She’d inadvertently given me a tandoori handy after
dinner.
Tandoori Handy by anonymous December 5, 2024

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