slimy handy

A wet hand job.

Bob gave bill a slimy handy in the closet

by Tarq Muhana July 9, 2016

Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.

Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!

by Nessachuu June 24, 2016

handy savage

A hand job. Masturbation, possibly mutual, probably self-given.

Zack: Yo, B, what are your plans tonight?
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.

by _bcom June 3, 2016

Handy

A Short or Quick Handjob

Hey, before we go do you want a quick handy?

by Minslik October 3, 2016

Peppermint Handy

When an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the testicals.

*optional*
To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.

" Dude, my dick is still numb from your grandmas peppermint handy last night!"

by Haswahhhhhhhh September 5, 2016

Handi-Cappin

When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.

You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.

by Riot Craig December 18, 2020

Handy Dandy Standy

It is whenever the male is tall enough were the female can give him head while standing.

Hey! Give me a Handy Dandy Standy. Cherry

by A white girl with a big butt November 26, 2020