Handy

adjective. a clever way of describing a man's particular aptitude for pleasing a woman with his hands.

Yea! We hooked up last night and OMG he's sooo handy.

by hurrayforhandimen May 13, 2011

Handy Manny

1. A TV show on Playhouse Disney/Disney Jr. about a Mexican repairman and his creepy ass talking tools.

2. A Filipino handjob.

For definition 1: My grandpa is weird. He jerks off to Handy Manny porn, with the tools fucking each other and shit.

For definition 2: Dude, I was at Jollibee the other day and I hooked up with a Filipina. Once we went home, she gave me a Handy Manny.

by dictionarydole September 29, 2015

Handy

A person that gets many hand-jobs .

generally a badass who is really funny.

sometimes can be a dick but you cant help but love him.

A person that can get girls hornie in mere seconds.

Has mad dick game

Handy Manny knows how to work with his tools

"I never thought i would suck a guys dick but this man was such a Handy i could not help it"

by Lucky keystone April 22, 2013

Hot Handy

An underground sexual act involving two men and one woman. Where one male partner will poop into the womans left hand while the other does the same in the right. The woman then takes the hand that the other man pooped in and jerks off the other man with the other males feces.

- I walked in on a hot handy once, i still cant get the smell out of those clothes.

by Dicken August 6, 2007

male handbook

An unwritten book about laws that males must abide by.
1. Don't date your bestfriend's ex.
2. Don't backstab your bestfriend.
3. Bros before hoes.
4. Talk about girl's tits and twats a lot so you don't look gay.
5. Never joke about a guy's sister or mom.
6. Ball tap someone back for revenge.
And so on...

Greg went against the male handbook. He is dating Katelyn even though his bestfriend Andrew broke up with her in the Spring.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

Cum In Handy

When SOEM BITCH is giving you a handjob on an arm-chair, or sofa and you full out brick in and on her hand, no warning, no emotion. Brick means jizz.

Man, I should've used the Cum In Handy. That Cum In Handy would've come in handy, fuck.

by uncensored k1te November 17, 2010

handy

Slang term for a handjob.

"Handy" Mirandy gave Joel a handy in the back of the bus on the way home from band camp.

by Ak784 September 9, 2006