Wolverhampton Handshake

A form of greeting which entails the use of the hand of the assailant to make contact with the victims genitalia. Often takes place instead of the conventional handshake, from a front on position. Depending on the sex of the victim it can be a grab(male) or a fingering(female).

He was a mess last night, he was giving out Wolverhampton handshakes to girls left,right and Centre!

by Wolfman1988 February 23, 2011

eggnog handshake

When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after

I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake

by Kancerkings November 16, 2016

Uncle's Handshake

Sexual molestation, especially the giving of manual stimulation with ones hand to a minor.

A. Let me show you my Uncle's Handshake...

B. Eek! Get away from me!

by Slamdance ninny slapfest June 29, 2009

Norwegian handshake

1. A greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others penises, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other's hands.

2. Two Norwegians shaking hands

1.

Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*

Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*

*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*

Scott: See you later man!

Jim: You too!

2.

Norwegian Scott: HEY!

Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?

*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*

by AYearForPhil October 29, 2011

British Handshake

Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face

I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.

by conze97 March 5, 2023

patriot handshake

At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.

The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.

by Little baby Chuckers April 28, 2019

Kentucky Handshake

A physical interaction between partners for the sole purpose of giving them an STD

Jenkins and I pulled the ol Kentucky Handshake.

Now he's got syphilis

by Mywifegotcapwned December 10, 2019