Hamburger Hand 

When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.

We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.

Hamburger Hand by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

hydraulic hamburger 

Alcoholic drinks

Let go out tonigt for some hydraulic hamburgers

hydraulic hamburger by boella scheepers August 21, 2010

A hamburger 

When there is a group of two girls and one guy and the guy stands in the middle of the girls.

This is because the meat goes in the middle.

Guy: Aw man, this would be such a cool pic. Guys, stand in a hamburger!

Girl: A what?

Guy: A hamburger. When the guy stands between the two girls, it’s called a hamburger because the meat goes in the middle.

A hamburger by stupiduglyfatkid May 18, 2019

Hamburger 

A word to use when you don't want to curse.

"Hamburger, look at all you"

"When making love to your woman you say hamburger"

Hamburger by hitmancoolio October 16, 2008

Hamburger Bag

The sexual act of having anal intercourse with a person in the late stages of ebola infection, whereupon pulling out the intestinal lining sloughs off on the thing inserted in the anus (penis, dildo, banana, tom Cruise, ect.).

Guy #1: Hey, good to see your feeling better.
Guy #2: Yeah thanks man! Not only am I feeling better, but those nice guys in the CDC gave me the most awesome hamburger bags, on the hour every hour!
Guy #1: ...

Hamburger Bag by DaRealMcDoubleWifCheez November 21, 2010

Hamburger titties

Tits that are mainly comprised by eating McDonalds in an excessive amount

1: Damn that girl has huge tits
2: Yeah but the're just hamburger titties

1: yeah but the dates at McDonalds will be cheap

Hamburger titties by SJW Hunter January 6, 2017

Baby Hamburger 

Baby Hamburger is a Viral Video, Where the baby was cooked alive inside the oven. You can also hear the baby's cry from the oven. I recommend all of you not to watch this video. This video is linked to dark web. But somehow, it remained inside the google search engine. This video is stored in a website. Please Don't Do it, Just Trust Me.

John: I Watched The Baby Hamburger Video and Now, *I'm Scared*.
Me: What The Hell!? Why Would You Watch That?
John: My Friend Told Me About That Video, I did not Trust him and Searched the video.
Me: I'll Pay For Your Therapy, John. Don't Worry

Baby Hamburger by IMNOTXYZ March 28, 2023