Halo53

a 10 year old boy who frequents internet forums trolling for sex and attention

Halo53 is trolling for sex and attention

by Everyone. March 13, 2004

Halo 3

A gift probably from heaven, programmed by god himself. Though Playstation 3 fag boys...sorry, "fanboys" may say it sucks, they are just disappointed that their console will not be able to handle it. With all it's cool features, halo 3 will make gaming history. On Sept 25th the earth itself will shake from the awesomeness of halo.

I look forward to laughing at the PS3 fans on that day.

Gamer: "Man, can't wait for Halo 3!"
PS3 Fanboy: "Stop overrating it!!!" *sulks in corner*
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Gamer1:"Halo 3's out soon!"
Gamer2: "I know!" *Head explodes in excitement*
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Gamer1:"They canceled Halo 3."
Gamer2: *commits suicide*
Gamer1: "Wait, it was a joke."
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PS3 Fanboy:"Halo 3 is teh Suckzorz!"
Xbox Fanboy:"OMG STFU!"

by White Hawk September 13, 2007

halo cheating dog

When a person who likes to steve it up rampantly looks at other people's screen in multi player Halo.
Kills you, and then denies he even looked at it. These people are usually the first to accuse others of the offence.

Doopa: "How did you know I was there."

T: "I saw you on radar."

Doopa: "The radar is turned off, you Halo Cheatin' Dog."

by Evsanity June 5, 2005

Halfsturbating

Casually working ones own genitalia to work up or maintain arousal. Usually done while perusing the internet for porn, or a cybersex partner.

I was halfsturbating for nearly an hour before I found a good video of a chick stuffing 3 cucumbers in her vag. I came pretty quick.

by pnx April 5, 2009

Halo Humper

One to hump after beating a opponent with ease.

I humped your body biatch

by Suck my halo bitches July 23, 2003

Halo Sexual

Some One Who Only Thinks,Talks,Dreams About The Video Game Franchise Halo.....

Billy Does Not Like Girls Or Boys He Loves Master Chief.. Therefore He Is A Halo Sexual..

by Nash Moreno October 29, 2007

Halo 3

The only thing Microsoft has EVER done right.

1 "Dude, Halo 3 comes out tommorrow"
2 "So maybe Microsoft isn't completely evil"

by 'lknakojihnasdj October 22, 2007