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Hosehead

taken from the noun "hoser", this word is turned into an adjective meaning someone who gets drunk, "hosed", often and is in what seems a constant state of being drunk.

This was repeated pretty often in the old Great White North show from SCTV, a Canadian television show not been made since 1984. Bob and Doug McKenzie were the two overly-accented Canadians in TGWN, that often repeated this phrase.
"Take off, you hosehead!"
by cjyo5324 August 7, 2014
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HOED

Acronym for “hopped on every dick”
Melinda has literally HOED in a half-mile radius like some sort of cock hungry kangaroo.
by Meeka2493 April 21, 2018
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Thumb in the Hose Nozzle

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.
Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."

Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005
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HO-sed

What happened to Kris Humphries after 72 days of marriage to Kim Kardashian.
The country boy woke up and found his date and wallet missing after a passionate night of love-making. "She said that she loved me, but I guess I just got HO-sed."
by Oh-zone November 2, 2011
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wire hose clamp

a slut that once you give her some meth, she won't go away. She will clamp on as long as there is the possibility she will get more.
Lucy has become such a wire hose clamp that whenevwer she gets wired she hangs out with the guy forever
by lammonoski February 12, 2008
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scany hosebeast

A disgusting, dirty, trifling, ignorant, infuriating whore of a woman.
"Wow, i cant believe she just banged the entire starting line of the football team. What a scany hosebeast."
by snorkyramone March 22, 2008
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dirty hose

At one point just before ejaculation, the controller (read: the one holding the "cock") can choose to put a finger, thumb or round object posed just above, or to the side of, the urethra of the penis. Upon exiting the urethra tract, the semen contacts the finger, thumb or round object and because of the obstructed path from said object, the ejaculated semen sprays like a "dirty" hose. This can be a solo, partner, or group act.
"keep talking like that and you'll get the dirty hose"
by Wallace Krumpledorf June 5, 2012
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