by Tamrian February 28, 2016
A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it
by Eatenallthedonoghts March 20, 2019
When someone cums all over the face of a bearded man's face and therefore creating a "waterfall" of semen down his beard.
Jason got sucked off for awhile and then came all over Santa Claus's face. The cum that leaked down sure made for a hairy falls.
by Janicebuttknuckle March 27, 2010
When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.
Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
by T-rent October 09, 2014
Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.
Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…
Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…
Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.
Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter
Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!
Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.
Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter
Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!
Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
by Willybumweetoe May 04, 2022
EX1 (in the locker room)
Dude You have a hairy cheed! shave that shit!
EX2
Michelle wouldn't have sex with him because he wouldn't shave his hairy cheed.
Dude You have a hairy cheed! shave that shit!
EX2
Michelle wouldn't have sex with him because he wouldn't shave his hairy cheed.
by Mikeybear February 13, 2008
by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019