Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.
When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.
by Tamrian February 28, 2016
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Hairy plums

A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it
Hey I nearly choked on a pair of hairy plums last night !!
by Eatenallthedonoghts March 20, 2019
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hairy falls

When someone cums all over the face of a bearded man's face and therefore creating a "waterfall" of semen down his beard.
Jason got sucked off for awhile and then came all over Santa Claus's face. The cum that leaked down sure made for a hairy falls.
by Janicebuttknuckle March 27, 2010
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Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
by T-rent October 09, 2014
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Hairy Caterpillar

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
by Willybumweetoe May 04, 2022
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Hairy Cheed

Exactly Like A Cheed ,But with the addition of a monstrous amount of hair. AKA Bush, Afro, Mop.
EX1 (in the locker room)
Dude You have a hairy cheed! shave that shit!

EX2
Michelle wouldn't have sex with him because he wouldn't shave his hairy cheed.
by Mikeybear February 13, 2008
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hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair
That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!
by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019
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