gwarfing

the act of swearing with meaning or consistantly with calm purpose

"That mother fucking piece of shit." (gwarfing)
"Well fucking calm the fuck down, everything will be ok ass." (gwarfing)

by johnny February 25, 2004

Garfilia(c)

The act of loving or someone who loves the cartoon character "Garfield" with a passion.

Guy: I think I'm into Garfilia.
Girl: You're a Garfiliac too?
-Garfilia(c) can be used both ways for different sentences.-

by Trihard7GGX August 19, 2018

Garfing

It is when you bake a cake for you hamster prostitute while ejaculating inside of your birthmother

O wow look at Alexander garfing in the tree.

by Jesus Molester June 5, 2019

Garfielding

When you have made a Human Lasagna you then eat out of the woman vagina. Saying "I hate mondays" is also optional to add some flare.

Tony: After I make the human Lasagna what do I do after.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.

by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019

Garfield: The Search For Pooky

Quite literally "Hell on Earth: The Video Game."

Person 1: I'm going to play Garfield: The Search For Pooky.
Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 July 17, 2021

Bondy Garfy

A fat fucker that probably loves lasagna and whos into bondage

Yeah my sister loves her some bondy garfys. Shes kinda sick.

by Shoulda hadda V8 July 8, 2020

dirty Garfield

Is a person who eats pussy while there partner is urinating.

My woman has to pee I'm going to dirty Garfield her pussy.

by Trucker man July 9, 2021