Guatemala

The only ppl sad enough to actually sneak over the border to be part of Mexico

Mexican: Oh man, I'm gonna illegally cross the border to America! Oh yeah.

Guatemalan: I'm going to illegally cross the border to Mexico! Oh yeah. I can't wait to get out of Guatemala.

by MotherTeresaGhandi101 March 9, 2008

Guatemalan Stinkfish

A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

guser

"goo-ser"

1) a hateful, jealous, uneducated poker enthusiast

2) often found on the rails of the largest online poker games belittling the players

3) generally busto

"I was playing poker yesterday when this guser on the rail was whining about how bad the guy was that busted his bankroll."

by Patrik Antonius May 2, 2007

guatemalan

A type of Mexican that can do algebra

Them guatemalans factor the hell out of those binomials

by Conqueso January 27, 2013

Köln Gusher Effect

1. A side-effect arising from a female foreign exchange student, alienated by language barriers, deciding to spend the semester in her bedroom, auto-stimulating.

2. A prog-rock band from Wisconsin.

"My God, dude! We slept together once before she left, but now she's returned there is a serious Köln Gusher Effect going on!"
"Hot! Did you have a towel?"

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

Gurtej

Someone or something that cannot meet a deadline
Can also be referred to as Deadline Boy

U've done a Gurtej

or

Gurtej why is your work in late?

by Naddem Naz June 30, 2004

gurted

tired, sleepy, passed out

As soon as I layed down on my bed I was gurted

by Jim Diesel January 19, 2004