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Guilt Jerk

n. The act of masturbating while simultaneously crying in an attempt to cheer yourself up.
"Did you hear that Danny got caught cheating on her?"

"I'm sure he had a guilt jerk over it"

"Sure.."
by Degeneration101 February 14, 2014
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white guilt

white guilt
I think there's a little bit of white guilt involved in anything we do even as the audience watching like why am I enjoying watching suffering, backstabbing, lying & strategy so much?
How do they not feel a little bit of white guilt?
by Young Jazzy Yo November 30, 2023
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Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.
"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."
by robr September 1, 2013
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Hoagie Guilt

The feeling of emotional discomfort one gets when trying to leave the Hoagie Folk.
I’m getting massive Hoagie Guilt from my boss. All I want to do is quit because he keeps drawing me deeper into his illegal Hoagie Empire cluttered with Hoagie Folk.
by YoungGravy616 June 25, 2023
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guilt-control

When someone, or some party, attempts to use the concept of guilt (not necessarily actual guilt) in order to manipulate a person or people, into doing something that would be against their best interest. It's a tactic of manipulation that does not require actual guilt, just the presumption of guilt. Usage of the term asserts against the rhetorical trap of implied guilt, by summarily denying the implied guilt and exposing the guilt as an intended form of control.
party a: 10 years ago you got into that accident, and I know you say it wasn't your fault, but it's probably in our best interest if we never let you drive again.
party b: Your attempts at guilt-control are obvious, so please stop.
by zerowarranty August 16, 2024
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Guilt Quilt

Paranoia , Fear , Guilt ... Sets In Under The Quilt At Night ...
Wish Id Have Thought About This At The Time !!! Now Iv Got Guilt Quilt
by The V ONE 2nd To None January 14, 2019
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death guilt

When your parents guilt you into hanging out with them because they say you will regret it later if you don’t. Type of manipulation.
Dad: “hey want to go to - with me?” You: “not really” Dad: “you’ll regret that later” you in your head: “he is death guilting me”
by Ragged tshirt June 19, 2021
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