phantom gourmet

Busybody who always needs to ask where one's lunch has come from, even if it's obvious. Every ingredient must be accounted for.

Zeke: How come you didn't have lunch with us today, Clyde?

Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"

by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008

gourgeois

Gourgeois: n. a member of the middle class who can combine financial status with the innate sense of fabulousness generally reserved for the upper class. Replacing Bobos as the prominent cultural leaders of the 21st century.

An attractive gourgeois man pulled up in his Jetta, stepped out and lit a cigarette pulled from a vintage mother of pearl and silver cigarette case, before going into the film festival.

by Sarah Élisabeth de Forcheville May 2, 2005

gourment

Like gourmet but spelt with an n. Used to describe the opposite of gourmet food. Consumption of gourment food may require the immediate use of lavatory facilities.

Man, that 2 dollar curry I just ate was gourment.

by layboy July 24, 2008

gourmet

a sub-standard home made food that is not as good as its cheaper, commercially made equivalent

My dad's gourmet mac & cheese is much worse than Kraft Dinner.

by elind85 June 15, 2011

gorgeous

that hot kid from chelsea

omg its that gorgeous kid chris kenny

by chris kenny May 17, 2004

phantom gourmet

While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.

I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.

by jfox May 2, 2006

gouge

1)to finger more than one person at a time
2)to do anything sexual with someone
3)makeout, give head, recieve head all in one night.
4)anything sexual.

"Dude I totally gouged with Whitney and Jasmin last night"

by Solomander January 11, 2009