goof bird

a dumb kid that can’t function properly.

"whats two plus two"
“yo you’re such a goof bird it’s four"

by Kkarma1$ July 7, 2023

Goof

Aaron Dyke

Aaron Dyke is a goof

by Sillygoofyman July 29, 2023

goof moment

Something used to describe a situation, usually one that is funny, goofacious, and/or slightly embarrassing. Best used in moderation, as repeated use can make people around you slightly annoyed.

Example 1:
Person A: I accidentally sent a message to the wrong person!
Person B: What a goof moment.

Example 2:

Person A: I bought candy yesterday for me and my sibling, but then I ate it all up on the way home from the store!
Person B: Oh, no!
Person A: Yeah, it was a certified goof moment!
Person B: Please stop.

by apollem September 14, 2023

goof

Skinny-Fat people that go 0-1 in fantasy football

“Rivera is such a goof”

by VVebster Dictionary September 14, 2023

Goof mouth

Someone who calls another person a goof or lies in a disrespectful untrue perverted way nonsensical.

I'm a goof eh, well you've got a goof mouth bro!

by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023

goof trooper

A very silly person.

That goof trooper went to the auto parts store and asked for "blinker fluid."

by Hraefnscar September 29, 2023

Goofed Up

When the dick/pussy of your partner is so good, it’s got you making potentially life-ruining decisions just so you continue to have access.

The pussy’s got my man so goofed up, he done co-signed for her high-interest credit card.

“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”

by WhoopWhoopYaBoi April 24, 2024