goatsquatch

1) a very ugly person; looks like half goat, half sasquatch

2) the taint, the tweenis, the grundle

1) Bob: "Wow. Did you see that new chick at work?"
Joe: "Yeah--total goatsquatch."

2) Bob: "I can't believe that jerk just cut me off!"
Joe: "Someone needs to kick him in the goatsquatch."

by T K O April 18, 2009

Goat prostitute

A prostitute who has a beard

Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.

by Blake Chastain December 30, 2008

goat frape

frape involving causing the victim to join the Facebook group "I have not had Sex with a goat" so that when they correct this people will be notified that they have left the group " I have not had sex with a goat"... (for those of you not getting this that will imply they have now had sex with a goat)

A: Oh i see on facebook you've recently engaged in relations with a goat
B:WHAT- oh shit, i didn't realise when i left that group
A: Haha you got totally goat fraped

by voodoo_mongrel July 29, 2009

goatstrap

Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.

Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.

by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012

Goalgasm

Excitement felt when meeting a goal that has been set.

I am going to have such a goalgasm when I reach this goal.

by girlstopcomplaining November 30, 2014

goathog

(n), one word, A large juicy penis that enters the rear

Lube up, here comes my goathog.
That whore really can take the ole Goathog

by crackbabyabortions July 27, 2016

Goalkeeper

A goalie is someone who saves the ass of their team day in and day out , but gets shit after missing 1 goal

Our Goalkeeper sucks

by Bryan Salazar April 19, 2018