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Pull the gizzards

to jack off a penis or anything phallic.
1. "I'm going to go watch some porn and pull the gizzards," he said.

2. "I'll pull his gizzards, anyday!"
by McAlperson November 28, 2012
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Shizzies and Gizzies

"Shizzies and gizzies" is a term employed in a humorous or whimsical manner, lacking a specific literal definition. It is used to allude to something the speaker perceives as absurd, unconventional, or possibly even as a nonsensical rationale for their actions. This term contributes to the comedic and playful nature of the dialogue, involving wordplay where the exact meaning may not be intended to be taken literally.
Person A: "Why did you paint your room all in polka dots?"
Person B: "Two reasons, buddy. Shizzies and gizzies."

In this example, Person B's response doesn't actually explain why they painted their room in polka dots. Instead, they use "shizzies and gizzies" to humorously imply that their decision was based on unconventional or nonsensical reasons. It's a lighthearted way of attributing their action to something whimsical and undefined.
by Davellin August 29, 2023
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tickle my gizzard.

A term referring to the feeling when you experience extreme joy and elation from something your favorite person did. It could be a look, or something they say, that causes the chest palpitations from extreme love.
by Jalecl June 4, 2023
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tickle my gizzard

The feeling of extreme elation that makes your heart flip that you get when looking at or interacting with someone you really love
Oh baby, (laughs out loud) you sure tickle my gizzard when you look at me that way
by Jalecl June 4, 2023
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