you know that noise you just have to make when you wake up in the morning. It is is often accompanied by a yawn.
Fred: "Hey, why couldn't you have done that last night?"
Wilma: "What?"
Fred: "Have something nearly as powerful as that morning gasm"
Wilma: "What?"
Fred: "Have something nearly as powerful as that morning gasm"
by michael scott wants the fleece April 14, 2010
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A finger-tap-gasm is the cumgasm a young guy has when he misses taking care of his morning wood at home, so he gets on the school-bus, takes a seat in back, and finger-taps his c-spot until he creams his jeans.
When I was in high-school, sometimes I'd miss my morning jack-off session and take care of my wood by giving myself a finger-tap-gasm!
by USAF Cadet July 4, 2021
Get the finger-tap-gasm mug.A suffix determining the sense of ecstasy and elation, bound within the subject of its root word. Not to be confused with people having his or her "mind blown."
-gasm can be used with any word and added after any pre-existing suffix of the root word (e.g., constructiongasm).
-gasm can be used with any word and added after any pre-existing suffix of the root word (e.g., constructiongasm).
The TED Conference is like a nerdgasm for any professional in their field.
You just gave me a mindgasm!
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You just gave me a mindgasm!
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by SmokyMirrors January 26, 2011
Get the -gasm mug.after a goal is scored during a hockey game the #1 fan will yell "SCORE" while everyone in the croud will yell "GASM"...this will not only create massive fan unity, it will also increase the players performance levels.
by Justin Famous December 30, 2005
Get the Score-Gasm mug.1) When a person sees something soooo amazing or undescribable he/she feels a feeling in their mind imitating an "orgasm" in the head.
2) When a person rubs some sort of object on their eye or in their eye socket and get turned on by it.
2) When a person rubs some sort of object on their eye or in their eye socket and get turned on by it.
1) When Christina was walking through a store she saw playdough and got an extreme eye-gasm.
2) After Christina got an eye-gasm off the playdough she ran home to achieve extreme eye-gasm by rubbing penis shaped playdough on her eye.
2) After Christina got an eye-gasm off the playdough she ran home to achieve extreme eye-gasm by rubbing penis shaped playdough on her eye.
by physics_kid_4 March 17, 2009
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