Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”

by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022

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Gertrūda

The most dumb girl in the world
Like her small head hanst got anything in it

Person1: Gertrūda is dum
Person2:everybody knows that
Gertrūda:sfhfuyhdgydthfv

by 69ballsbigblack69 June 21, 2022

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gertie

A sexy child where you are unsure of their gender, but they look like an old woman.

Sarah Kazan couldn't stop staring at the gertie in the Buffalo Wild Wings booth.

by polish princess August 8, 2022

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Gebert

A dominant man with a weakness for nice booty. Will tie you up, but only if you're open minded.

Very little tiny guy with a big cock. Also known as "Baby Big Dick".

Right amount of rude, makes you squirt.

Every girl will recognize him from miles away.

So smooth with words, he could make you squirt with a mere sentence.

Careful though, you might get addicted...

Gebert obliterated my wet pussy so hard I am still orgasming years later.

by Anthalasath August 17, 2022

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Gerts

A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation)

Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!

Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"

Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.

by Uncentient August 24, 2022

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