Garage Vasectomy

When you put a rubber band around the balls.

"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"

"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"

by Reedmeister October 20, 2020

Garage Dick

When you are a shower, not a grower, you have a garage Dick.

My man looks small, but when he breaks out that garage Dick you better respect.

by Transcendent Fungi March 13, 2021

Garantz

Fun loving and always the center of attention. Fearless and strong

He was such a Garantz

by Garantz February 5, 2021

Garabaldosexual

The sexual attraction to the Brazilian cartoon character “garabaldo”

I’m coming out to you as garabaldosexual

by Applewatchdeath May 2, 2021

garage mirage

When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.

After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.

by Arnie Grape May 11, 2021

Garager

English Translation:
Very big testicles that looks like a child’s ass.

Arabic translation:
القراقر هي الأعضاء التناسليه للرجل، و هي تشبه المانجو لأنها كبيره ،

English Example:
Girl: what is that in your pants that looks like a small watermelon?

Man: it’s my garagers.

Arabic Translation:
مرأه غربية جداً ولا نعرفها: أهلا يا محمد كيف حالك؟ ما هذا اللي في بنطالك الذي يشبه المانجو؟
الرجل: هذه قراقري

by John Chambobly September 18, 2021

garapata

Garapata is a whimsical representation of a social psycho-delic landscape that observes the intertwined experiences of human behavior influenced by other people and the social and bizarre context in which it occurs.

In other words; a socio-political mind trip.

You're so garapata.
I'm garaptized.

by Garapata November 22, 2021