gables centaur

1. awesome pimps who do shit all day in Coral Gables, FL
2. the antithesis of a key rat

"I saw that guy having sex with that woman, playing baseball with her son, what a gables centaur!"

by Emix June 2, 2004

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As a police man, I've never encountered a gang of rogueish fiends more terrifying than the Gables Centaurs. My first experience with them was during a gang fight between the Key Rats. The Key Rats had guns and knives, and were much bigger and gayer than the Gables Centaurs could ever be. But nonetheless, the Centaurs kicked the Key Rats' asses! All they had against the Key Rats' guns and knives were frozen baguettes and soggy hot dogs! Yet, here I see them slapping them across the face with the wet hot dog, and beating the Key Rats over the head with baguettes! It was a blood bath...horrifying to watch. Their leaders, Sophocles and Homer the Blind Poet then leered at me and started reciting lines from Greek Mythology. I almost shat myself. I've been through gang violence and drug busts, but nothing could've ever prepared me for my scuffle with the Centaurs. I'll never forget it...I started running to my car as fast as I could, but before I could reach it, they threw a bowl of French Onion soup at me. God knows why the hell they had a bowl of French Onion soup with them, those diabolical motherfuckers. The scalding liquid peremeated my flesh, I cowered to the floor, writhing with agony. I woke up ten days later in a hospital, with an acute case of amnesia, but an even more acute case of Frenchonionesia -- the chronic sent of French Onion Soup. To this day, I still smell like French Onion soup, all thanks to those Gables Centaurs bastards. One day...ah, what am I saying. I'll never get back at those Food Warriors. Never in my life. A man can wish though, a man can wish...

1. Hide your children, those bad mothafuckas the Gables Centaurs is a-walkin' down the street!
2. Key Rats shit themselves when they see Gables Centaurs with frozen baguettes and hot dogs.
3. No one can fight with French Onion soup more effectively than the Gables Centaurs.

by Officer McToughass November 28, 2004

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gabber-core

Also see gabbercore.

A variation/deviation of techno. Very similar to speedcore. It gets its name from use of distorted and scrambled vocals and samples that tend to be completely indecipherable. When you can understand it, the words are either heavily political or complete nonsense.

Gabbercore tends to be ridiculously fast and has a pounding beat. It’s impossible to tell if your CD is skipping or the song is repeating itself. Sometimes it just doesn’t matter.

Notorious for causing nosebleeds, migraines, and exploded heads.

"You like trance?... Don't go to a club playing gabbercore. You'll be sorry."

"Gabbercore is waaaay more fun with a little meth thrown in."

by Fritz January 22, 2004

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Gabejob

A Gabejob essentially is a blowjob where the recipient proceeds to fall asleep eating a sandwich almost immediately after the deed was done.

Oh man, I got a Gabejob yesterday. So I finished making my sandwich, and my girlfriend came into the living room, just opened my pants and started sucking me off while I was sitting there, trying to eat my sandwich. When I came all over her face, I just crashed on the couch and fell asleep with a half eaten sandwich on my chest.

by Humour July 20, 2010

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Gabe'ed

1. To force sexual acts upon someone/ force them to do sexual acts upon yourself or another person, animal etc.

2. To do extremely well at an activity, challenge or test

3. To be made love too by Gabe Degenhardt

1. I totally Gabe'ed Katherine Gzyl last night!

2. Man i Gabe'ed that test i got a 98%

3. I can't wait to be Gabe'ed, if only i was goodlooking enough

by Bryan Cooper April 15, 2009

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