Grease Wig

When your bald but cant afford a wig so you shave your pubes and put them on your head.

Good ol Larry: Yo did you get a hair transplant?
Good ol Thompson: Nah dude this was a grease wig, Im poor af!

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

Grease Monster

An extremely greasy person

Dude 1: Ross, are you eating the grease from the deep fryer and rubbing it on your belly?

Grease Monster: SO WHAT IF I AM!?!

Dude 1: You f*cking grease monster!

by sotaku22 September 16, 2011

release the grease

To smother your loved one in Gentleman's Relish.

To decant one's Devils Porridge.

Brace yourself darlin, it's time to release the grease!!

by Burning blue soul March 17, 2017

Grease Pigeon

A disgusting person who does not groom themselves well.

“You disgusting grease pigeon!”

by SoySauce69420 April 29, 2022

grease bang

when one skips a few days of showering and their hair becomes greasy. if they have side bangs they will split up in chunks of shiny hair instead of having a all the hair as one

Uhg.. these grease bangs are pissing me off!

by llllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 13, 2010

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease and release

Used when greeting a friend, just before or actually at the point of hand contact.

Grease and release, my player

by Gud_Intenshunz April 16, 2008