Fact gremlin

A person that can talk about facts or/and listen to them all day. They are always very passionate about every fact and will talk about it in very expensive ways. They mostly don't know more about a subject than fun facts.

- You are very passionate about this subject! Do you study it?
- No I just spent 5 hours listening to fun facts about it.
-Oh so you are a fact gremlin!

by A fact gremlin in fact! October 8, 2021

bed gremlin

Someone who sleeps a lot, or during the day.

A person who won’t get out of bed

“I’m going to sleep.”
“It’s only 2:00 pm, you’re such a bed gremlin!”

by Mr.UnderARock October 13, 2023

Croch Gremlin

An abortion survivor that lives in its mother's croch starved of sunlight and nutrition.

"I was going down on this 36 year old waffle house waitress, and her croch gremlin popped out and but me in the nose."

by zombles222 December 19, 2024

Slapping the Gremlin

Slapping the Gremlin (v). During a MMF threesome, when one M reaches out and slaps the other M, thus establishing dominance. The M slapped becomes the gremlin.

Yo man, I heard last night when Chris and Larry were spitroasting Adriana, Larry decided it was a good time for Slapping the Gremlin with Chris.

by homebrewneuralyzer October 2, 2020

greenroom gremlin

A person that goes to a club/party and exclusively stays in the backstage (greenroom) getting intoxicated and talking with others. Usually a friend of one of the DJs or promoters

"Hey have you seen Michael?"
"You know he's a greenroom gremlin, he's probably doing keys with strangers backstage"

by Merry-Ann Webster December 12, 2024

Gremlin

A short man named Caleb Posa who farts a lot and is just an all around shithead. He does what he wants and likes to set shit on fire!

Uh oh here comes that gremlin ass nigga Posa.

by Carlitaaa June 13, 2023

Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.

Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."

by Hey Jack August 17, 2014