Gareth

Gareth is a very horny person and very dirty minded. He likes a specific song that he won't ever forget. " A HORNY WORLD A HORNY PLACE I NEVER KNEW". He likes to moan when he wants to and is GAY. like just straight up gay.

Whenever the teacher talks about human reproduction, the class stares at Gareth.

by iLoveKimJongUn September 18, 2019

narfel the garthob

slang for real good felatio; derived from the scene in the Coneheads movie when Beldar was taken back to his home planet and was sentenced to narfel the garthob (fight a huge,ugly monster to the death).

Aurora Snow can narfel the SHIT out of a garthob!!!!

by C4 December 22, 2003

Gareth

A wanker with a huge ego to make up for his smaller...problems.

"How was your date with that guy?"

"Ugh, much worse than I had thought. He's definitely a Gareth."

by XD hahaha XD June 3, 2013

garch

Describes the perineum, or muscle and tissue between the sex organ and the anus. Also known as the taint.

"The dog is snargling her "garch" ,again"

by Hesty Heffew May 25, 2006

gart

A gaseous emittance (related to a fart) that has been heavily dosed with large amounts of garlic ingested the previous evening (commonly along with toxic amounts of alcohol).

God damn Miguel, one more gart and we can open a pizzeria!

by xrad2 April 6, 2008

Gareth

A scumbag welsh wanker, probably from the valleys. A racicst petrol bomber who is also a theif. A person that will commit I.D fraud. More than likley to have a few children dotted around that he doesn't see. And is also more than likely to have the second name of Price. A trickster and a fraud that uses people to climb the social ladder.

oh shit, there is that scumbag Gareth, wonder who he is ripping off now?

by mani11111111111111111111111111 July 8, 2012

Gareth Southgate

The King, the legend that led the England Squad to the Semi-Finals of the Russia 2018 World Cup. Miricle King.

Gareth Southgate is the worlds best Manager. Fact.

by Southgate is a King July 19, 2018