Hot Funk

It sort of resembles a volcano erupting, or a bunny giving Batgirl a lap dance. It's the kind of zone that you get whilst in the club. The DJ's going, and the beats are inside you. It brings out unusual "funky" and/or "gnarly" dance moves to the floor, which are brought on by your inner baller. Adoring phenomenons such as these are usually influenced by substantial amounts of strobe lights, Grey Goose, Crystal Skull, Jack Daniels, and/or Corona Light. It is a truly remarkable experience to have. Only the dopest can feel it. Can you?

Last night during hot funk I was sure that I would be wolfin' it down at the next full moon.

"Am I in heaven?"
"Hot funk!"

"Bro, I totally had hot funk at the banger last night."
"You can't hot funk at a banger...It's completely above ridin dat wave...~"

Hot Funk Emoticon: U_0

by MelBelleK April 17, 2010

wallace funk

any type of nasty funk that preceeds partying where there is a lot of puking and nastyness

man1: yo hows that party?
man2: its beat, theres some wallace funk here.

by seanmet May 17, 2006

Funk Doctor

A suitable nickname for a person that has mastered the craft of keeping it funky.

A suitable nickname for a person that has mastered the craft of intelligent ignorance.

Can be used interchangeable with Funk Master.

He is not just funky; he is the funk doctor.

by PH.unk D.octor July 6, 2008

P- Funk

1.)Parliment Funkadelic 2.)"Plush Funk"(soft funk) 3.)A soft smooth groove by George Clinton and the Parliment.

Helda, have you heard of the new thing called 'plush funk'?
P- Funk is spectacular!!

by DeShaun April 18, 2006

funk person

A black person, nigger, porchmonkey,jiggaboo,yard ape

Kristjan is such a funk person!

by Joey Peters April 11, 2008

Bitch-Funk

Any vaginal secretion, fluid, or odor. Includes, but is not limited to: menstrual blood, typical discharge, yeast infection, STD, snail trail, etc.

Suzy looked great in her lingerie, but the moment she pulled down her panties I noticed an unusual fish-ass stink and a nasty brown bitch-funk that appeared to be oozing out her well-trimmed kooch. I excused myself, leapt out the third floor window, and ran like the devil, never to return.

by Gapingredgroovie January 5, 2009

drunk funk

to crap on yourself when you're totally wasted

She was so wasted, she got drunk funk all over herself.

by Johnson3391 December 20, 2006