The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.

Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.

If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.

Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.

Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"

After Funk by Totsjeal May 1, 2010

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Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"

Exactly, just what is this monkey funk?

Monkey Funk by alynmo May 15, 2010

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Erie Funk

The very inevitable and unfortunate wave of despair and anger that results from spending extended periods of time in Erie, PA. It is believed to be caused by the town's lack of values as a whole from the highest to the lowest levels of city and social infrastructure. Another possibility may be the large quantity of elicit substances that travel to and through town which the youth helplessly fall victim to. Outsiders are most perceptible to this phenomenon. Though there is no known remedy, the lucky few who escape this do so by finding refuge with select good company.

Ed: yo I cant get out of this erie funk. Just leads to drinking and smoking everyday.

Dan: yeah me too man. Lets get out of town this weekend.

Erie Funk by Snicker915 October 30, 2013

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book funk

The inability to read any book regardless of genre.

I'm in a terrible book funk.

book funk by BookBoyfriendHarem July 19, 2018

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